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The King of Queens

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

The King of Queens

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Two and a Half Men

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Two and a Half Men

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Two and a Half Men

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Two and a Half Men

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

George Lopez

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

George Lopez

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

George Lopez

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

George Lopez

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

Roseanne

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Roseanne

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

The Nanny

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

The Nanny

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

The Nanny

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob Hearts Abishola

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

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The Nanny

Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.

The Nanny

Fran (Fran Drescher) hopes to turn Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business trip to London into a romantic getaway for the two of them. Celine Dion appears as herself.

The Nanny

Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks she has finally landed Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy), but a visit from her cousin (Roseanne) soon puts a stop to that.

The Nanny

Maxwell and Fran (Charles Shaughnessy, Fran Drescher) have their first date -- at a party being thrown by Elton John (guest starring as himself).

Married ... With Children

Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

Married ... With Children

Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show.

Married ... With Children

Kelly faces difficulties while starring in her own Hollywood television show.

Married ... With Children

Pressured to earn more money, Al moonlights as a private detective.

The King of Queens

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

The King of Queens

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

Roseanne

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

Roseanne

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

Roseanne

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Roseanne

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Roseanne

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Roseanne

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

George Lopez

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George Lopez

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

George Lopez

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George Lopez

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

Married ... With Children

Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling.

Married ... With Children

A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man.

Married ... With Children

Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life, but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke).

Married ... With Children

Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar.

Married ... With Children

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Married ... With Children

Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym.

The King of Queens

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

The King of Queens

Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.

The King of Queens

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

The King of Queens

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

Two and a Half Men

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Two and a Half Men

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Two and a Half Men

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Two and a Half Men

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

George Lopez

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

George Lopez

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

George Lopez

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George Lopez

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

Roseanne

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

The Nanny

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

The Nanny

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The Nanny

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

The Nanny

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

Bob Hearts Abishola

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob Hearts Abishola

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

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The Nanny

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her "Spinal Tap" role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

The Nanny

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

The Nanny

Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.

The Nanny

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.

Married ... With Children

Al proves he really loves Peg when he refuses a groupie's advances.

Married ... With Children

Al looks up an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber) to get back a high-school memento for Bud.

Married ... With Children

While attempting to impress a girl (Bobbie Phillips), Bud is beaten up, nearly drowns and goes skydiving.

Married ... With Children

Al pitches a new line of super sneakers in a television commercial.

The King of Queens

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.

The King of Queens

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Roseanne

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success, but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Roseanne

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Roseanne

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Roseanne

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

George Lopez

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George Lopez

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George Lopez

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

George Lopez

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

Married ... With Children

Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him.

Married ... With Children

Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes.

Married ... With Children

Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.

Married ... With Children

Peggy and Al stir up trouble when their neighbors make plans to build an addition on their house.

Married ... With Children

Peggy and Marcy feel neglected when Al and Steve become preoccupied restoring a '65 Mustang.

Married ... With Children

Al is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when he discovers his family has overcharged on his credit cards.

The King of Queens

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

The King of Queens

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

The King of Queens

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.